the alissa appreciation entry
<<2002-10-20 - 6:54 pm>>

nickywiresxtiara: ah, these gypsies came to our door on friday
nickywiresxtiara: i nearly crapped meself
comfortflows: oh! gypsies haha
comfortflows: HAHAHAH
nickywiresxtiara: and they weren't as pretty as carl
comfortflows: arggh of course not
nickywiresxtiara: said the whole gypsy thing
comfortflows: lol
nickywiresxtiara: they were like "can we coat your driveway?" and my mom was like "uh, no, we have to park on it right now"
comfortflows: that is so weird
comfortflows: and random
comfortflows: i bet carl did that as a child
nickywiresxtiara: ever since i saw the episode of the league of gentlemen with papa lazarou, it ruined me with gypsies
comfortflows: hahahaha
nickywiresxtiara: he probably did, but people took pity and fed him 'cos he was too damn cute
comfortflows: i never saw league of gentlemen
comfortflows: i totally woulda fed him
comfortflows: and probably took him in too
nickywiresxtiara: i would have made him a pie or something
nickywiresxtiara: now if he came to my door...well...
comfortflows: hahaha
comfortflows: grrrroar
nickywiresxtiara: there probably wouldn't be cooking
comfortflows: no
comfortflows: i don't think there would be
nickywiresxtiara: no baked goods!
nickywiresxtiara: just downhome lovin'
comfortflows: well... gary might make brownies
nickywiresxtiara: god, that sounded like a pillsbury commercial
comfortflows: hahahaha
nickywiresxtiara: i read this review of one of their shows, and it was like "gary has a tendency to strip during the show"
comfortflows: OH MY GOD
comfortflows: hahahahaha
comfortflows: i bet half their fans go blind
nickywiresxtiara: WHY GARY?
comfortflows: WHY NOT... CARLITO?!
nickywiresxtiara: WHY NOT CARL? OR PETE? OR EVEN JOHN?
comfortflows: gary is the proclaimed outcast in the band
nickywiresxtiara: HAHAHAHA
comfortflows: he looks like he's never been "morally dissolute" in his whole life
nickywiresxtiara: everyday we change that boy's name
comfortflows: lmao i know
nickywiresxtiara: i like carlito the best so far though
comfortflows: me tooooooooooo
nickywiresxtiara: gary sits in the bus knitting with poopsie while the others are out be debauched
comfortflows: lmfao
comfortflows: exactly
nickywiresxtiara: i am such a grammar major
comfortflows: you remind me of those japanese schoolgirls who speak engrish
comfortflows: "every night he out be debauched!"
nickywiresxtiara: engrish!
nickywiresxtiara: haw haw haw
comfortflows: "gary wait bus with poop!"
comfortflows: hahaha
nickywiresxtiara: shush! cold hands can't type properly! meanness!
nickywiresxtiara: HAHAHAHAHA
comfortflows: hahahaha
nickywiresxtiara: like i engrish
comfortflows: the engrish is strong in you, young padawan

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and the torture continues...

comfortflows: i am slow durrh
nickywiresxtiara: at least you don't speak engrish...
comfortflows: hahahaha
nickywiresxtiara: hahaha
comfortflows: like SOME OF US
nickywiresxtiara: like....who? [looks around]
comfortflows: hahahahahah
comfortflows: "you make talk who?"
nickywiresxtiara: evil!

me and alissa rule. she is so cute. and we have the best in jokes....ever.