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don't stop there, take my dignity while you're at it
<<2002-03-25 - 3:51 pm>>

goldmine velvet: you know, they get pretty crazy down there in NC.. how much fun are YOU having?
Etienne Lyndon: i'm actually having a pretty damned good time
Etienne Lyndon: although amanda states flatly "boring as fecking hell"
Etienne Lyndon: froggy-boy's good in the backseat
goldmine velvet: the backseat?
Etienne Lyndon: of a car. mwa.
Etienne Lyndon: AND THEN STEPHEN JUMPED ONTO THE CAR
Etienne Lyndon: AND AMANDA STARTED BANGING ON THE WINDOWS
goldmine velvet: what does that have to do with.. anything?
Etienne Lyndon: uhhhhh... makeout sessions?
goldmine velvet: ohhh, great
Etienne Lyndon: jealousy is not a good thing
goldmine velvet: no seriously
goldmine velvet: that's great
goldmine velvet: i'm not kidding
goldmine velvet: it's awesome
goldmine velvet: i'm so proud of you two
Etienne Lyndon: ...
Etienne Lyndon: dude, i seriously don't know whether you're being sarcastic

GOD. i despise her. she is so stupid. she picks the dumbest ugliest guys - on the internet - and like... stalks them and then like.. i don't know. i bet she's not even in north carolina. i bet this whole thing was a stupid lie. and i wouldn't put it past her. i wish she would just drop out of my life. i can't STAND HER!!! augh! god! she's like "you are jealous of me and my loser 25-year-old virgin boyfriend with braces and acne!!!! teee hee!!!!!!!"

god. and she like... makes all these stupid little in-jokes about things. and it's stupid. so stupid. so petty and mean. "yeah... so me and froggy-boy (jim, you know, MY BOYFRIEND) hung out yesterday. you know. in my bed. we... HUNG OUT. hahahahahahahaha."

wow... that's great. seriously. i'm glad you've evolved past the kaka-poopie stage of your healthy relationship with a boy who is not only three years older than you, in college in another STATE, a big fat loser with extreme self esteem problems (just like you! hahaha! imagine that!) but you are merciless about making sure your best friend, who has been in love with you forever, knows ALL ABOUT IT.

BITCH.

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