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chippy chip hoorah!
<<2002-03-08 - 7:46 pm>>

"hey kids!" (i'm goldminevelvet)
PlatonicBlues: "HEY KIDS...DO YOU LOVE GAY PEOPLE BUT DON'T WANT TO ACTUALLY MEET THEM? WELL, BY FROSTED MINI QUEERS...IT'S THE QUEER IN A BOX!"
GoldmineVelvet: queer in a hermetically sealed steel cage
GoldmineVelvet: nothing to fear, kids
PlatonicBlues: that you can eat!
PlatonicBlues: for breakfast!
GoldmineVelvet: no actual nutritional value, except for an STD here and there

oh the joys of being an immature dookiehead (i'm loki)
smackmebooteh: THERE IS A SPIDER
smackmebooteh: KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loki Shinigami: KILL THE SPIDER!!!
smackmebooteh: KILLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Loki Shinigami: AAHHHHH!!!!!!
smackmebooteh: IT IS SCAAAAAAAARY
Loki Shinigami: DESTROY KILL!!!!!!
smackmebooteh: AH
smackmebooteh: TELL IT TO GO AWAY
Loki Shinigami: GO AWAY
smackmebooteh: EW IT'S ALL UGLY AND SPIDERY
smackmebooteh: RUN FROM THE SPIDER!
Loki Shinigami: HAIRY AND LEGGY AND GROSS!
smackmebooteh: RUUUUUUUUUUN
Loki Shinigami: RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!
smackmebooteh: AH IT'S COMING CLOSER
Loki Shinigami: AAAAAIEEEEEEE
smackmebooteh: I SPIDERS
Loki Shinigami: THROW SOMETHING AT IT
Loki Shinigami: KILL IT
Loki Shinigami: KILL KILL KILL
smackmebooteh: I THREW PENCILS AT IT BUT IT JUST CAME CLOSER
smackmebooteh: AH!
Loki Shinigami: AAHHH!!
Loki Shinigami: ITS UGLY AND STUPID
smackmebooteh: I HIT IT WITH A PENCIL AND NOW IT IS LIMPING!
smackmebooteh: AHHHHHH
Loki Shinigami: OMG
Loki Shinigami: MANGLED SPIDER!
Loki Shinigami: ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!!!!!
Loki Shinigami: AAAAAHHHHH!
smackmebooteh: OH YES, IT IS WALKING AWAY
smackmebooteh: HAHA
Loki Shinigami: YAY
smackmebooteh: I OPENED THE WINDOW AND IT BLEW OUT!

micah sees all
DamonAlbarns Ass: mwa hahaha i looked at yr profile
AyaChanFujimiya: lol, ah yes
DamonAlbarns Ass: and saw chris martin, blur and liam gallagher in the same paragraph
AyaChanFujimiya: it's true, brit rock makes my knees weak!

i love being offensive.
goldmine velvet: or something gay and retarded like that
PlatonicBlues: dude...that's gay
goldmine velvet: i know
goldmine velvet: it's so homo

evil is not for vegetarians
PlatonicBlues: ewww...the taste of evil...like that of a chickens ass

sam and i discuss french teachers
goldmine velvet: it'll be weird to have denise back..
goldmine velvet: i'm so used to satan..
PlatonicBlues: i though denise WAS satan untill satan came along
goldmine velvet: that's funny, me too
goldmine velvet: denise will be like... a spring day
PlatonicBlues: a warm breeze...lovely
PlatonicBlues: hahaha
goldmine velvet: it's true though
PlatonicBlues: i know, seriously
PlatonicBlues: isabell just wasnt a very good teacher
goldmine velvet: she was like "let's have fun! wee! i will laugh deceivingly and be all very nice and then i'll RIP OFF YOUR TESTICLES!!"
PlatonicBlues: HAHAHA
PlatonicBlues: "you all are very fun...hahaha i like to laugh it is fantastic...I ATE A CHICKEN HEAD FOR BREAKFAST!"

my life is sooo boring... but those made me laugh :)

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