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i thought i put those away
<<2002-05-01 - 2:57 pm>>

i think they put drugs in the cafeteria food.
goldmine velvet: HERPES
Sweet Pigs: ewies
goldmine velvet: yes
goldmine velvet: ewies!
goldmine velvet: a ewe is a female sheep
Sweet Pigs: lol
goldmine velvet: haha
Sweet Pigs: omg...i that is def. my laugh of the day
goldmine velvet: hahaha
Sweet Pigs: once upon a time, an ass and an ewe met
goldmine velvet: i have to ASS EWE a question
Sweet Pigs: the ass likes fury soft things
Sweet Pigs: and the ewe was soft
goldmine velvet: OMG
goldmine velvet: IM SO BORED
goldmine velvet: LSHFO:GHOIASGHSG
goldmine velvet: aIJGOHgohdgksjdgolkte


oldmine velvet: SNOOOOOOOOOD
Sweet Pigs: mama no!
goldmine velvet: i'm so bored
goldmine velvet: OMG
Sweet Pigs: kill the world with the ewe!
goldmine velvet: I HEARD A SONG yesterday that has the chorus "MAMA NO I KILLED MY BABY BUT I LOVED HER!"
Sweet Pigs: mama no!
goldmine velvet: mama noooooo
Sweet Pigs: thats so great
Sweet Pigs: oh greatness
goldmine velvet: asskimo
Sweet Pigs: ewekimo
goldmine velvet: there are penises nesting in your hair!!!!!!
Sweet Pigs: goodness!!!! i thought i put those away!
Sweet Pigs: mmmmmpenis...
goldmine velvet: "GET OUT OF MY PANTS!"
goldmine velvet: mmmmm... paynisssss
Sweet Pigs: ewenis
Sweet Pigs: pewenis
goldmine velvet: pemunis
Sweet Pigs: passniss
goldmine velvet: PENIS FOR PRESIDENT

perrine is only funny when she doesn't get the joke
goldmine velvet: i should change my name
topaz5115: to?
goldmine velvet: to like... Harry Payniss
topaz5115: that would be kinda too perverted
topaz5115: how about some female genetaliua
goldmine velvet: hahaa
goldmine velvet: Angry S. Vagina
topaz5115: oh good
topaz5115: i meant to say god
goldmine velvet: haha
goldmine velvet: no YOU MEANT GOOD!!
topaz5115: YEAH!!!!!!!!
goldmine velvet: sex machine
topaz5115: not me
topaz5115: you asre the only friend online that i not away
goldmine velvet: OH YEAH
goldmine velvet: GIMME some of your FRIENDS
topaz5115: none are on
goldmine velvet: ..dammit
topaz5115: do you want them??????
topaz5115: to do them?
goldmine velvet: DO I WANT TO DO YOUR FRIENDS? NO, I DON'T WANT TO DO YOUR FRIENDS!!!

perrine has a dirty secret
topaz5115: oy i wish i could go hoe and be done with thi really god awful sucky penis day

topaz5115: not hoe home i meant

haha. i just went like totally crazy in my last period of the day... like ultra hyper. me and elissa and perrine shouted penis jokes across the room. and i giggled like i was four years old. it was so awesome.

today was pretty nondescript. i was completely immersed in coldplay, i must say that much. even while in class i dreamt of chris's crazy smile. i'll post some pictures of his buck teeth and cuteness. later. when i am not busy.

goldmine velvet: THERE ARE PENISES NESTING IN YOUR HAIR

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